HOW DARE HE
HOW FLIPPING DARE HE
I CAME UP WITH THIS JOKE MONTHS AGO.
He's like some sort of crazy... mind thief.

But that aside, I really need to start adding "no pun intended" to the end of my sentences, at random, just to keep people on their toes. Who knows, maybe someone will actually figure out a pun in what you said, right?

Anyway, I should probably get back to work. ...no pun intended.

I had to analyze some samples of soil in biology, and write up a report. I kept wanting to actually analyze it, though. Like this:

"The garden soil, though it was greatly populated, was not diverse, while the forest soil, though not populated, was very diverse.

The garden soil represents society and civilization: though there are many people, they are all the same. The forest represents nonconformity, and moral wilderness. Though there aren't many people in it, they are each unique unto themselves."

I have been reading a bit too much Hawthorne, maybe?

...maybe?

I actually have a story to tell about my life today! Rare, isn't it?

One of the kids I babysit is four years old, and he really loves playing this "Namco Museum" video game, with a bunch of old Namco games on it. One of the recent times I was babysitting for him, he had been playing Pac-Man, and he had the volume up to the maximum (I swear he has as much fun messing with the volume as he does actually playing the games). He got bored with Pac-Man quickly though, so he switched to a different game. For whatever reason, the music for that game was very quiet. He was sorta confused, and asked me, "This game has no sound?" So, I told him, "No, this game just has a tiny sound." Admittedly, that was a kind of odd way to describe it, and I guess he thought so too, because from then our conversation ran something like this:

Him: A tiny sound?
Me: Yes.
Him: This game has a tiny sound?
Me: It does.
(a few minutes pass)
Him: This game has a tiny sound, right?
Me: Right.
Him: Not a big sound?
Me: Not a big sound.

He asked me about it quite a few times. When we got to a boss battle level, he got all smiley and asked, "Does THIS level have a tiny sound?" because it had gotten louder, so I told him no, this one had a bigger sound. It was all very fun, the way he latched onto the phrase and kept on repeating it. Whenever he thinks something is odd or interesting, he likes to ask about it and repeat it. He did that when I was wearing nail polish one time. I suppose that when I was four, I thought nail polish was a strange concept as well.

Checking my Yahoo mail means I am often linked to lulzy articles such as this one. McCain says that Obama is just a celebrity, not a real candidate.* As we all know, a celebrity cannot possibly be a candidate for political office. Ever.

*All right, McCain didn't say Obama was "not a real candidate," but he made fun of him for being a celebrity and I wanted to have fun making links.

This being said, young Ronald Reagan has so crooked of a smile you'd think it was photoshopped:



Although, McCain may just be a bit jealous because no one has written a song about having a crush on him. There there McCain. It's okay.